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And lambs. Kinda.

Hey friends,

Today’s edition was written to Lamb of God.

So if you spot any groove metal energy, that’s why.

But hopefully you won’t.

That’d be weird.

Previously on Salmon Theory:

• Magazines, centres of gravity, jamais vu

• Not a genius, just a clever borrower

• Inclusive briefs, fresh consistency, clever borrowing

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1. Pla…